Just insert the "EEE EEE EEE" sound of the Psycho shower scene, and you've got a certifiably creepy snowman. I am going to dream about this thing with a knife in it's falling off hands, creeping into my room at night. Thanks to Nina, this now resides in our house. Let me take you back to how it started...at Christmas, my mom had the "great" idea of setting up all of my sister and I's old stuffed animals, and letting our girls fill a bag of the ones they wanted to take home. I have no idea why, but Nina wanted to bring this home. He creeped me out, so I sneakily took it out of her bag and buckled it into the passenger seat of my mom's car, so she'd have a lovely passenger on her next outing. Since it creeps her out also, she found a way to sneak it back to me. I found another way to sneak it back to her - you get the picture - until, finally, she was having too many bizzarre dreams with the snoman in the house, so she set him out in the garage. Fast forward to last night when the girls and I went to visit my parents, and as Poppy is carrying Nina out to the car for us to leave, Nina sees the snowman and aks Poppy to get it for her - OF COURSE he is all too happy to send her home with it. She actually slept with it last night. As for the fate of the snowman, I'm just waiting for Mark to get home. He has vowed to strap it to an M80 if it comes back to our house. See Ya Frosty!!!
The question is Mand, how did you sleep? I swear I had nightmares with Frosty in my bedroom, he was ok in the garage, but really think he wanted to stay at your house...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't talk about getting rid of him, you never know what might happen..... the mouse
I am currently now trying to find the best explosives dealer in Florida. The Snowman will live no more!
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It's the updated version of the Sweater from college!!! Love this story. That Mousey is very sly :)
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